Federer Almighty’s Chronicles of Deedsies and Doesings
- Dungeons and Retirement coming up
- Achievements coming up
- Time and Experience – Day 1320 g.e. – 18/12/2013
Dear Chronicle,
Oh My Hershey! I can’t believe how long it has been since I last wrote! So many days months years have passed! I’m already 2 years old and feel as young as a 2-month old!
Where to begin…
+ Pets UpdateMy dearest first pet, Rex, has been long gone since my last entry, I’m afraid. After 12 glorious days and a mere 6 levels, Rex ran away. ’Tis a story too painful to recount. I suspect it was his traumatic encounter with that awful Supersonic Hedgehog that day which might have been the root cause… * sigh *
I wandered alone for no more than 5 days before a fiery Firefox decided that I was a suitable master to follow. Oy died at the hands of a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast on the 5th of December of 2 years past. He was so loyal… * sigh * I vowed to find a pet just like him;
08/12/2011 11:51: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Oy. I’ll promise my new best friend will look just like you!
Sven, who replaced Oy as my next pet, was much like my old Firefox but being a Rocky Racoon, didn’t quite look much like Oy. I had much to learn back then. He vanished before I could record what level he’d reached or how long he’d been with me. All I know is that he stayed with me for at least half a century of days and for at least a dozen levels. What a mysterious little thing he was… * sigh *
I decided that to stop taking notes once I determined that keeping track of my pets while trying to reach the 30th level was not going to be as easy a task as I’d initially thought. Days passed, thousands of monsters were sent to their deaths while undertaking hundreds of perilous quests, and I too have died many times let alone my poor pets.
Baloo the Trojan Horse came after Sven. She left me as quickly as she had leveled up with me. .. * sigh * When my next pet was named Oy, after my second pet, I had sensed that he might be the one to get me that Breeder Medal! But alas, ’twas not meant to be. Perhaps it was more befitting that my 2nd Oy was not only named after my 2nd pet but also ended up as the 2nd last pet I would own up until now. My Oys provided a great sense of symmetry to my pet history. The gentle Heffalump went all the way to level 29 before falling ill and he too eventually died… * sigh *
… All this sighing has got me quite thirsty. I must replenish my alcohol reserves! To the tavern! …
Perhaps the fact that my 2nd Oy came so close to getting me a Breeder Medal made it also fitting that my final pet was also another Heffalump. I could be wrong, but I’m quite sure Sneezy reached level 30 with the help of Boss Monsters that started wreaking havoc all over Godville making it possible to carry more gold! One way or another, Sneezy was able to reach as high as level 36 and once he was knocked out, has been beside me on my journey ever since. ’Tis a good thing he cannot die!
+ Friends UpdateHeeven grew tired of the monotony of questing, healing, killing, selling, upgrading, leveling up, dying, etc. and have not been much of a friend to me since his Goddess evidently gave up on him. But, I’ve made many new friends through my travels, through my benevolent Goddess’ influence and from my numerous battles! They’ve served me well and I, them.
Speaking of friends, I think I hear them calling me. I shall continue this at a later time/date. To the tavern!
Life is Good! Hershey is Good!
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- 26/10/2011: Friends and Pets (534 g.e.)
Dear Chronicle,
As I cure my headache with “some strong alcohol” while patching up my wounds with duct tape in the town of Trollbridge and recollect the events of my ~1 month of existence in Godville thus far, I felt a strong urge to begin a new diary that I shall call “Federer Almighty’s Chronicles of Deedsies and Doesings”! For now anyway… until I come up with a better one! haHAA!
My goddess, the almighty and powerful, gracefulness of holy trinitian goodness, the majestrariate “Hershey Almighty” has been so good to me during my long and tedious life… OMH, I can only smile as I think of all the times I’ve seen flowers blossom, unexpected and unexplained healings during battle and healings even sometimes when I’m taking a mud bath… which doesn’t make me feel all that great though! I mean, that’s private Feddy time right there! Goddess or not, healing or well-intentioned or not, you don’t go there when I’m doing ma thang!
… Got a little carried away there… Is there no undo button for this thing? Shucks, can’t seem to find it. I guess it’s a lot like the normal diary I carry around! Where was I? …
Oh yes, my goddess is great! Well, except that time I lost 2 duels in a row… Boy did she let me have it in that third one! Punishment after punishment!!! Oh the cruelty!! Why Hershey Almighty? WHY??? I did the best I could in the first two duels that I lost. I did, I tell ya, I did! Well, okay maybe not my “best” per se.
… I got carried away again! …
My goddess is so great, she’s blessed me with so many friends. Heeven, my bestest bestiest besteramous friend is always there for me! I have so many other friends that also bring me food in times of need and who take a lot of gold and other supplies from me when they need it too! I can remember all the good times Heeven and I’ve had the 1st month of our lives; (descending chronological order)
06:37: Ran into Heeven. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
14:32: Heeven ran out of the bushes shouting “Federer Almighty, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
Even though I don’t like to, I still remember the incident of mid-Oktober too… like it was yesterday! Oh wait it was yesterday! 8|
Federer@heeven: hey man, how did you manage to die 1/2 as much as me & yet not be virtuous to your wonderful goddess or still only be at level 17 & behind me in almost every category? :-P
Heeven@federer: dude! I’ve been taking it easy. We have the rest of our lives to gain levels. Life is too long to do everything in a rush. You should come join my pals and I tomorrow at the local bar. Tomorrow is hero’s night and you know what that means!! You definitely need to relax bro, trust me ;-)
Federer@Heeven: Heeven! My old friend! You cannot be dead! I don’t believe it! You hear me? We’ve been friends for ages (at least 6 lifetimes) & our journey together can’t be over, not yet! I’ll pray to your Goddess Universe Almighty in the hopes that she’ll perform a miracle to save your life. I’m sorry I was hasty in all my endeavors… You’re right about everything!!! Though the journey has been long, you made me realize how much longer we have yet to go! I now see that it’s only the beginning! I hope your health pieces will be restored my dear friend & soon we shall drink, sing & dance at our favorite tavern like old times!
Federer: Heeven! Why have you not replied to me? Has the worst come to pass? * tears *
Heeven@federer: Hey sorry about that. I got into a fight when I was heading back home after the bar. I think I had a little too much to drink. That s.o.b was lucky that my coordination was off! If I was able to stand, I would have kicked his ass so hard that even his god wouldn’t have enough powers in their lifetime to heal him!! Finally when I came back to life, I decided to continue my quest without my cell. That’s why I was MIA. Anyway, I’m back now! So what’s new? And man, why do you have to get so emotional on me. We need to find yourself a lady friend!!
Federer@Heeven: You have a cell??? My goddess has not given me such a privilege :-( Perhaps I’m not worthy or (more likely) capable of handling such an advanced device… Clearly neither are you though! But I am so glad that you are alive and well my good friend! Ah, that’s “classic Heeven”; getting drunk & getting beaten to death (literally) lol lmao I AM not too emotional! I would miss you greatly if you were to die! It is you who are emotionless! Now enough of this, let us drink at the tavern & reminisce over old battle stories!!!
… hehehe That Heeven…
That’s not all! My Goddess has even graced me with a companion far more capanionfull than Heeven, who likes to do his OWN quests * rolling eyes * Today, the most glorious and jubilant days of days of … my life, I’m so happy to finally say that I have my OWN PET!!! He may be just a dust bunny on the surface but that little guy has a strong spirit and monsters best be wary of his power! So, I’ve decided to appropriately call him Rex the “T-Rex” Luthor! (descending chronological order)
26/10/2011 09:08: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Rex. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Rex snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to train the quick brown fox to jump over lazy dogs. Now he’s making snickering noises and silly faces. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly dust bunny?
Lay down under a tree to die from severe wounds. Came back to my senses to find Rex performing CPR on me.
Sensing my bad mood, Rex deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel a little bit better already.
Aww what a nice bunny! Things have been moving along so much faster and smoother since you came along you dusty old furry thing! May you live to be 30 to tell old tales of bravery and courage and slaughtering and… sacrifice?!?
Rex fetched a dead rat from somewhere and proudly laid it at my feet. What is this? A sacrifice?
Oh look it’s time to leave Trollbridge and continue on my 66th Quest; Train the quick brown fox to jump over the lazy dogs! Quests are the funnest most repetititititive things to do ever!
Life is Good! Hershey is Good!